Oscars 2007

Hey guys,

last Wednesday, I read the Straits Times' Life on about the Oscars this year which those Actors or Actress who wanna get an Oscars.

The 10 things to do to get an Oscars.

1. Sing and dance in a funny hairstyle in a comeback role like Eddie Murphy.

2. Participate in a gangster movie, don't care which one, directed by Martin Scorsese.

3. Sign up for The Queen 2, the Elton John biopic.

4. Act in a Firm in which at least one segment is in Japanese like Babel or ideally, the entire show, such as Letters From Iwo Jima.

5. Broaden your range by the going from thespian to lesbian a la Judi Dench.

6. Get insulted by Simon Cowell and kicked out of American Idol like Jennifer Hudson.

7. Show, like Abigail Breslin, that you are the anti-Dakota Fanning.

8. Go on and on about the weather the way Al Gore does.

9. Take part in a movie in which a gigantic ship sinks, so that 10 years later, you will be sitting in the front row like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

10. Be British.